HUNT FOR TEH CYOOTEST KITTEN EVA!

HUT! ALL TROOPS REPORT! THIS IS DRASTIC, SO LISTEN UP! I AM ON A HUNT TO FIND THE CUTEST KITTEN PICTURE EVER FOR MY PROFILE PIC! IN YOUR COMMENT, POST THE CUTEST KITTEN IMAGE YOU CAN FIND! AND STOP AT NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING TO FIND IT! DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR?... GOOD. SARGENT GENERAL COMMANDER KING PRESIDENT CZAR LORD MAYOR GOVERNOR EMPEROR MARIOBILLY OUT.

--Mariobilly, King of Epicness 17:43, PST 01/23/2013

Prehistoric Party Soon! Oooh! Aaah!

Hey, CPeoples! as you all know, the Prehistoric Party is coming SOON! It's gonna be the epicest most epic prehistoric party of all epic prehistoric parties! Also, I've beaten Zomberry Island on Poptropica! Hooray! (Island: Zomberry Island|Arrival on Island: Friday, January 11, 2013|Island Finished: Friday, January 11, 2013) You guys are all awesome, thanks for reading! Goodbye!

-Mariobilly, King of Epicness 17:44, PST 01/11/2013